Random Junior

Boris may be gone, man, but it's nothing bad. It's something good, really. You see, all along, Boris was really an agent for the CIA. He was using the job of a janitor in our school as cover for his project of defending the free world.

Remember how he always had that thing is his ear? That was a radio, man. He was talking to like the president on that thing. The president would be like "Get me some chips" and he'd be like "Ja" or whatever they say.

And you know that movie "The Sum of All Fears?" It's a true story. Boris stopped it from happening. But now he got called up and he working in the highest echelons and stuff, man. He told me something, too. Don't drink Coke, man, you'll die and stuff.