Yossele Bruchelberg

As many of you may have noticed, Boris the Janitor is gone. No longer will he yell at us in an incoherent accent. No more will he throw boxes of cereals at us and threaten to turn us into women. The police will never again be called to our school in order to break up a fight between him and another janitor. I think I may cry.

Somehow, Boris has silently slipped out of our lives. And nobody know where he went. I have a theory though. I think he got deported.

Boris was never very smart, but he was an excellent craftsman. I think that he failed his test and i now making cabinets for those proletariat bastards in Russia. There really is nothing else to say. I'm out.