Yossele Bruchelberg

Okay, I've spent a long time in DRS, and I've noticed something that really bothers me. The breakfasts suck. And when I say "suck," I don't mean that they aren't so good. I mean that they really, really, really, really suck.

There is not a single redeeming quality to the school breakfast. For some reason, we don't have bagels on random days, and now we don't have bagels at all, because of a food fight. Why do they punish everyone when it was the fault of only a few?

And even when we have bagels, they aren't worth it. The bagels are left out in the cafeteria at about 6 AM by Boris, so by the time we get there, they have turned into moldy, bagel-shaped rocks that you could only eat if you were "Jaws" from the James Bond movies. Man, I love James Bond movies. I wish I was James Bond. That would mean that would have a chance of having sex during my life. But I digress.

The cereals are even worse. For some reason the school is determined to buy the worst possible cereals they can. I mean "Rice Crunchins"?! Who the hell has heard of that? And why does the school even bother buying the crappy cereals? Everyone hates the imitation Corn Flakes we have, but for some reason the school orders box after box of them. All in all, breakfast sucks.